$ETH is moving higher after a retest, with a triple bottom pattern signaling a $4,000+ target. $BTC sits at breakout support, forming a rounded bottom towards a $106k target. Both cryptos exhibit textbook price action. 1
$BTC plunged so fast it warped space, leaving a “white gap” in its wake. 2
Bitcoin remained stoic despite new tariff threats, unlike April 2025. The administration’s history of quick reversals and looming midterms dilute the bite of such threats. 3
Crypto has shrugged off multiple recent plunges, including tariff/Iran/Greenland headlines this weekend and prior crypto bill rework rumors, demonstrating strong resilience. 4
$QQQ dropped 1% after Trump hinted at 10% tariffs against Denmark deal opponents. Markets are now baking in increased trade escalation risk and political theatrics. 5
Old-guard brokers are outperforming: $IBKR is up +9% YTD at ATHs, $SCHW+2% YTD at ATHs. Meanwhile, $HOOD is down -6% YTD, -30% from ATHs. The boomers are having their revenge. 6
S&P 500 seasonality points to caution from April–September: expect chop, pullbacks, and volatility. The window for growth, when portfolios expand, opens September–December. $SPX, $SPY. 7
Quantum stocks are showing signs of life. $QUBT exhibits a Bullish Pennant and attempts a support reclaim. $RGTI formed a Falling Wedge. $IONQ is retesting Support/50% Fib. Expect sector rotation. 8
$TSLA is poised for $1,500 in 2-3 years, currently in an early breakout phase. Any pauses are opportunistic buying points, despite bear porn and FUD. 9
Extensive research on $LUNR (Intuitive Machines) reveals a clear conclusion: I need more shares! 10
$NQ shorts initiated Friday will be closed at 25265/24950. A long position will be taken once targets are hit and the asset stabilizes, anticipating a TACO. 11
AI’s version of Moore’s Law is democratizing intelligence, much like the original made computers ubiquitous. This shift fundamentally alters product creation, work paradigms, and the very definition of software. 12
Facebook caters to connecting with familiar people who lack common interests. X, conversely, is for discovering unknown individuals who share identical thought patterns. 14
Small accounts struggle for timeline visibility. Despite quality content, their posts rarely gain traction with mid to large size accounts. 15